Thursday, September 30, 2004
WHY
1. Does a clean house indicate that there is a broken computer in it?
2. Why is it that no matter what color of bubble bath you use the
bubbles are always white?
3. Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
4. Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes
that something new to eat will have materialized?
5. On electric toasters, why do they engrave the message "one slice"?
How many pieces of bread do they think people are really gonna try to
stuff in that slot?
6. Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their
vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it
down to give the vacuum one more chance?
7. Why is it that no plastic garbage bag will open from the end you
first try?
8. How do those dead bugs get into those closed light fixtures?
9. Considering all the lint you get in your dryer, if you kept drying
your clothes would they eventually just disappear?
10. When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a
shopping cart than apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all
right?" Well, it isn't all right so why don't we say, "That hurt, you
stupid idiot?"
11. Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's
falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?
12. Is it true that the only difference between a yard sale and a
trash pickup is how close to the road the stuff is placed?
13. In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in
summer when we complained about the heat?
14. How come we never hear father-in-law jokes?
15. The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans
is suffering from sort of mental illness. Think of your three best
friends, if they're okay, then it's you.
2. Why is it that no matter what color of bubble bath you use the
bubbles are always white?
3. Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
4. Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes
that something new to eat will have materialized?
5. On electric toasters, why do they engrave the message "one slice"?
How many pieces of bread do they think people are really gonna try to
stuff in that slot?
6. Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their
vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it
down to give the vacuum one more chance?
7. Why is it that no plastic garbage bag will open from the end you
first try?
8. How do those dead bugs get into those closed light fixtures?
9. Considering all the lint you get in your dryer, if you kept drying
your clothes would they eventually just disappear?
10. When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a
shopping cart than apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all
right?" Well, it isn't all right so why don't we say, "That hurt, you
stupid idiot?"
11. Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's
falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?
12. Is it true that the only difference between a yard sale and a
trash pickup is how close to the road the stuff is placed?
13. In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in
summer when we complained about the heat?
14. How come we never hear father-in-law jokes?
15. The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans
is suffering from sort of mental illness. Think of your three best
friends, if they're okay, then it's you.
Monday, September 27, 2004
GRACE & POISE
POISE & GRACE
Hi gang well it is over Monday is behind us. We can get on with the business at hand per say. I hope everyone had a relaxing weekend. It sure did seam to go by quick.
Alabama lost but the guys looked good, the coaches stunk. V.J. Sing broke another record now the leading money winner and most money in a season. Crag Saddler won, man he is playing the golf of his life!
Every one has problems. I refuse to get down in the dumps! My thoughts are with all those in Florida, with all those sick and in pain. The lonely and separated, hungry and homeless. The list can go on and on. I am thankful for so much that we take for granted every day.
Have you ever watched a fish swim through the water or a bird sore through the air? Not just glanced but really observer. A sailboat cut through the waves or a jet streak across the sky.
A butterflies flight across the garden or a humming bird hovering at a flower. A golfers pinpoint accurate or tennis players back swing.
The rut hem of a composition that draws you to the center of the beat. The fragrance of past present and future all in one that somehow says I am totally yours.
Poise and grace, what do you think of? Here are a few of my thoughts in pictures.
Thought for the day, "Where iss it, where iss it; my precious, my precious? It's ours, it is, and we wants it. The servers, the internet, the filthy little webmaster. Where are they with my page? Curse them! We hates them!" Hey I thin they found it! Oh Happy days!
Hi gang well it is over Monday is behind us. We can get on with the business at hand per say. I hope everyone had a relaxing weekend. It sure did seam to go by quick.
Alabama lost but the guys looked good, the coaches stunk. V.J. Sing broke another record now the leading money winner and most money in a season. Crag Saddler won, man he is playing the golf of his life!
Every one has problems. I refuse to get down in the dumps! My thoughts are with all those in Florida, with all those sick and in pain. The lonely and separated, hungry and homeless. The list can go on and on. I am thankful for so much that we take for granted every day.
Have you ever watched a fish swim through the water or a bird sore through the air? Not just glanced but really observer. A sailboat cut through the waves or a jet streak across the sky.
A butterflies flight across the garden or a humming bird hovering at a flower. A golfers pinpoint accurate or tennis players back swing.
The rut hem of a composition that draws you to the center of the beat. The fragrance of past present and future all in one that somehow says I am totally yours.
Poise and grace, what do you think of? Here are a few of my thoughts in pictures.
Thought for the day, "Where iss it, where iss it; my precious, my precious? It's ours, it is, and we wants it. The servers, the internet, the filthy little webmaster. Where are they with my page? Curse them! We hates them!" Hey I thin they found it! Oh Happy days!